Ronan Sharkey
Habitat
Wherever the maligned and misunderstood young person be, that is where this creature calls home. He can be spotted handing out the chance to right a wrong.
Food Groups
This creature feeds on tortured and angst-ridden musicians who wail about injustice. An example - Ben Lee.
Evolutionary Influences
Just Ben Lee really.
Distinguishing Features
A hairdo allegedly resembling Mickey Dolans from The Monkees, and the beginnings of John Howard's eyebrows.
Predators
Ex Prime-Minister John Howard when he mistook this specimen for a vagrant. Likewise, an unnamed lass in the Humpty Doo hotel carpark who was heard saying this particular species was "too square" to work for triple j.