It's not easy Being Ian. You've got two older brothers constantly in your face and trying to get you in trouble. You've got painstakingly pleasant parents who make you sell pianos and eat tofu waffles. You've got duelling grandmas: one a wiry, wrinkled, wicked Scot and one a perogy-pushing Polish techno-peasant. And your friends are just too darned REASONABLE.

Most of all, you've got a million moving pictures rolling 'round inside your head... "WHY CAN'T THE WORLD JUST SEE THINGS MY WAY?!"